U S Air Force Court of Military Review May 8, 1981, ACM S24979 (United States v. Batiste)

DECISION

MAHONEY, Judge:

Theft of urine. The accused claims his acts did not constitute the offense because urine has no value and therefore cannot be the subject of larceny. Resisting the temptation to draw upon the colorful and imaginative arguments of counsel, we disagree.